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wizcoylifa:

dear coca cola company,

i drank some of your POWERADE drink and im still weak as fuck when will the power begin to kick in? please reply soon, i just sent a mass text to my entire school saying i would beat up the football team this friday

(Source: falcnpunch, via intellectualbaddass)

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harrystylesdildo:

precumming:

stalling:

Frozen came out almost 3 years ago and I still haven’t seen it

WOW 3 years ago… crazy….

Cock is one of my favorite tastes. Not only that, but balls smell amazing. It makes me go a little crazy on it to be honest. Like, I cannot get…

Wait……what

realitytvgifs:

One of the greatest scenes in Reality TV history.

(via taco-bell-rey)

poopflow:

no:

*puts mouth against drakes bootyass as he poops* *drake looks over his shoulder to make eye contact with me* * I eat the poop* *we smile* *he tells me I’m a good girl* *i know it*

What the hell 😳😟

mypatronusisyou:

dontbedeaded:

penaltybox:

IM JEALOUS OF COUNTRIES THAT TEACH LANGUAGES TO CHILDREN FROM A YOUNG AGE SO BY THE TIME THEYRE LIKE 18 THEYRE BILINGUAL . IN MY ELEVEN YEARS OF AMERICAN PUBLIC SCHOOLING I CAN NAME YOU LIKE 5 COLORS IN SPANISH

i’m a 14 years old argentinian girl and i run a blog in english

literally everyone in America hates the American education system and has thousands of ideas for how to make it better but nothing ever fucking changes 

(via listen-to-them)

breathofbrine:

parkingintopeter:

do you want to hear a joke

the north american education system

*sobs onto a five paragraph essay that was practically pre-dictated by the teacher and resembles every essay I’ve written for ten years*

(via listen-to-them)

humorous-blog:

jesus-take-the-feels:

humorous-blog:

Mom: hey do some chores

Me:

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What the fuck did your mom give birth too

someone who doesnt like doing chores

(Source: officialfrenchtoast, via kerry-on-my-wayward-strum)

andrysb24:

sodamnrelatable:

noirandhotchocolate:

hohohoenn:

iconic video of my childhood

I can’t reblog this without providing a link in case anyone doesn’t know what this is.  Because everyone should know what this is, I feel.

Memories of college freshman year flash before my eyes.

Fucking kangaroos

(Source: lordofthewolves, via listen-to-them)

snapchatting:

itsmydarkesthour:

snapchatting:

mango? why not womango? end sexism now

womango make me a sandwich :P

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(Source: snapchatting, via kerry-on-my-wayward-strum)

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